I designed that banner up there that says The Sky Is Falling

so basically you need to get off my nuts ok?

MIKELIKESTOSLEEP.TUMBLR.COM

mikelikestosleep.tumblr.com

Sorry Blogger

I think that I am moving this operation over to tumblr entirely. Tumblr has been hosting my (f)art page for months. I like Tumblr better. So this blog might become dead space. If you want to go to my new blog I will make this easy for you by providing a link below.

here is that link I promised earlier:

MikeLikesToSleep.tumbr.com

This did not disappoint

at all.

is it weird that I am thinking less about the cuteness of this puppy dog, and more about how the camera man won't help him get off his back like a little turtle

via fugeesandfunyuns

Just opened this bad boy up to see if I had any good ideas

I've been on fire obviously

Extract (movie) Promo: Beavis & Butthead return

I had a whole thing typed here about my theory that the ppl that made Extract must have a connection with the ppl who made Beavis and Butthead (which is the only logical way I could see this happening). Low and behold it took 20 seconds on google for me to find out that Extract was written by Mike Judge (or I could have paid attention to the advertising). I wasted my time and your time. Enjoy.

@ Yahoo! Video

**Butthead sounds like Hank Hill**

#itmightbeover

This was the number one trending topic on twitter today, so I decided to click on it to see what ppl were saying. I was thinking maybe the end of the world or something. Boy was I delighted by some of the "tweets" I came across.

w exactly tf is this?

lol

The 3rd HOPPS commercial

This company is owned by my friend Jahmal and is super rad. He seems to be making all the right moves with the direction.

Support the fuck out of hoppsskateboards.com please. Thnx.

The greatest skateboarder of all time is...

wtf. cant wait for the Chocolate vid. Spotted over at RE1000.com

Ate at the Olive Tree Cafe

they let you draw on the tables :)

Today

Facebook has its finger on the pulse of style

nice bro-hawk dude


I guess my question would be: would this have been a mullet if this were the late 80's?

I'm starting my days with this song for the next week

I'll see how it works out. If the results are positive I will continue this exercise.

A bunch of old beats I made

I used to make beats on an mpc. I don't really do it too much anymore, but here are some beats that I made throughout the years if you'd like to listen to them.

My Resume

Michael ************
288 East 2*th Street Apt ***
NY, NY 10***
6** *** ****
mikelikestosleep@gmail.com

WORK EXPERIENCE

2009 - Present
SLEEPING-NY, NY
Going to bed late, and waking up late. Dreaming about flying, being able to dunk a basketball. Occasional nightmare or dream that makes you feel weird the next day. Also: naps.

2009 – Present
PROCRASTINATING
Waiting to do important things. Coming up with what I think are valid excuses as to why it can wait another day. Sometimes not getting it done on time.

2009-Present
SURFING THE INTERNET
Have daily sessions on the internet. Some last hours Check Facebook and Twitter. Start multiple conversations via IM and G Chat. Look things up and search for funny videos. Also send around anything funny I find.

2009-Present
GOING TO THE BATHROOM
Going to the bathroom to urinate. Looking in the mirror. Doing funny faces and voices. Sometimes remove bowels.


2009-Present
EATING ICE CREAM
Usually Ben & Jerrys; Cookie Dough or Half Baked. Also Haagen Dasz Cookies and Cream

2009-Present
WATCHING TV
Watch shows such as: Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock, The Office, East Bound and Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and LOST. Also watch a lot of movies.


2009-Present
ORDER DELIVERY TAKE OUT
Order a lot of sushi, Italian etc. Order from Odessa’s late at night.



2009-Present
EAT CEREAL
All different brands. Mainly Honey Bunches of Oats, Frosted Mini Wheats, Smart Start, and LIFE. Sometimes for dinner (most times).

2009-Present
LISTEN TO MUSIC
Listen to music in headphones. Illegally download albums that I look forward to. Rip songs from youtube videos. Occasional itunes purchase.

Will provide many reputable references upon request.


SKILLS

Good conversation, have an apartment, likes art, has some friends, sets unattainable goals, internet savvy, good at watching youtubes, plays fantasy sports.

Breaking bread on IM with Jeff

4:15 PM
slide off like an escapade, renegade on ice, lemonade Clark, the haze is nice/the goldilocks rock sapphire chain is right…ya’ll watch what ya’ll say in ya’ mic

sklogs
im like price is right, cheese makes me whine like i just dined out tonight, wine sipping ice crossed like star crossed bar fights, aights, skloke me till fall back casually, like rasually, butler, get on the bitch and nut her, in the nose membranes till she knows she's a hoes clempains

the first half of that was amazing

the ending was the best

ending sucked

sklokes

4:20 PM
fly kites scrape flights make nights seem right. im like jesus the way i make opponents melt in my mouth like peanuts in reeces pieces red brown and gold...rock sneaks get freaks

heatah heatah, my wife beatah, tape you to the floor longevity mice readah, fuck them sideways until they my way, light my gillante, and slide my dick in the eye pie trays, keep them mean for the right start up kit, make you trip over my 20 hour long weed smoke trip

petah heatah wife beatah pumpkin eatah make me move places and feetahs the readah cant read illiterate legitimate my conglomeration nation is a pill a fit. stay off coast with toast roast a pot pie pot roastah roadstah take out the perkalator and make a makiato retahado

my crew be madd young but about 50 yrs old, looking mean mother fuckers with both grey hair and pimples, while i wear a balloon hat that matches my crig bat, sip soda out the beer can and flirt with milf's labia fat, but that's old news for these peeps, as i regularly write geeps, and slit wifeys and eat the corn on the cops wifey's baginas till they slimey, and grimy, crooked ass cops

if we put all these together we could make a song

lets do that

trade verses

make a rap song

that was actually wifey's vagainees

we would have to actually rap all of that

yeah

be dope

i would need a 2 liter bottle of coke, 2 forty OZ of bud, and maybe a hit off the weed bowl
and it would be easu
y

im with it

sure, let's do it

Sneezes are fucking nasty dude

Cross-Contamination Diagram

via the New York Department Of Health And Mental Hygeins Food Protection Course

Brock Davis is a motherfucker

and a genius

I finally bought a fixed gear

LOL

via danny franzese

Pretty Presumptuous

Really?

http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp

http://www.myinspirasian.com/

http://www.myinspirasian.com/asian_phrases/index.html

Modern Day Living

A short video I made displaying some of my modern amenitites

Modern Day Living - watch more funny videos

The Negotiating Table - watch more funny videos

Obnoxious

A lot of Narcissists are freaking out

I don't listen to too much rap anymore but when I do I still love that murderous shit.

I googled "is the"

lol at the fifth one. wtf. also ppl seem to be worried about 2012.



to save you the trouble HERE is the page for the first result you go to if you search the fifth suggestion.

EDIT*

I just also decided to google "how". The fourth suggestion: another pregnancy inquiry. Also I know how to tie a tie. A Windsor Knot. None of this "half" Windsor bullshit

Motherfucker this IS life!

This looks awesome as fuck

This is amazing

http://www.famefestival.it/

Radiohead released a new song today for free

on their site:

http://www.radiohead.com/deadairspace/index.php?a=497


DL it!

these are my twisted words:

written and played by radiohead.
recorded and put together by nigel godrich.
tracing paper images by donwood and tchock.
additional engineering by drew brown.
technology maintained by plank.

published by 41GP Music ltd

30 Rock is a Rip Off of the Muppets?

This is a good post:

http://ow.ly/kfuM

via: Bryan Lynch

Click on the faces

Danny Mcbride is still my hero

chair

Youtube comments

Abrahnadurbrak (5 months ago)

i ain't even know why you bitch wanna stick with this shit,maybe your anger wanna too blow too or your just another ignorant fuckin fool?anyway walkin milk,black made hip hop now yo wanna copy that when yo ain't even got the dick to fuck,weak is your little dick and your skill of surviving on the street,you bitch ass prick,maybe i'm white maybe i'm black i still ain't give a shit cuz this game it's a gap and you fuckin humans ain't know to play it,b real?why ya ain't put the all name fat lazyBoy

jaidaphire (2 months ago)

Abrahna-Snipey sockpuppet master,

the leaves provided you don't write the ODORANT pasture land of my "Brustes", so read well. grab and get distant with a death, the regular roots, okay? the winter it freezes from a distant, that is increased in the high cover, the sensitive leaves one year bloomed you out again, where you have withdrawn it is presented again. don't the five know they learn a lot? it's beyond you. it discovers who? or inhale? impossible!

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Golden Eagles will eat rabbits, deer, other mammals. Bald Eagles are strickly aquatic hunters and will generally eat fish and marine mammals in the wild. In a rehabilitation setting yes they will eat rabbits although that is not their food of choice.
Check yo'self.

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50centsTV (1 month ago)

wrd , this light skin is them white lookin spics ,, im wat crakers call latino but i look not white , black indian , not a italian ,, yeah , whites suk at everything , OHH yeah this shit is TRASH !!! total crap !! decent beat this nigguh sux !!!

Mtv

This Poll is funny to me

probably the way he worded the question.

This guy is awesome

I just saw him on Conan.

"I think I inhaled her" LOL

New Jahmal Williams Interview

Jahmal is the king of Boston. I was in awe of him every time I would see him skate when I was younger. I later got to know him and he is just a rad dude and is also an amazing artist. I see him skating in Manhattan all the time and his company Hopps is one that I support 100%. Check out this interview with him from juxtapoz.com:

http://www.juxtapoz.com/9500-jahmal-williams

I want things like this in our lives

Email attachment I just received

from my friend Jeffrey

Is this guys name ironic?

or is he just working it.

New Mike Graham Interview

On bobshirt. Good to hear from him and that he's skating. I was with Mike Graham pretty much 24 hours a day for a good 4 year portion of my life. Good times.

http://www.bobshirt.com/V2/PAGES/MikeG.html

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Grahams FIT part

I'm building a helicopter

sign up if you have any ideas or want to help

Never Forget

Pepto Bismol Breakdance Commercial - watch more funny videos

YES

I don't know what this is from. Hopefully a new movie.

It's been a tough year for baseballs Chris (B) Young

via yahoo:

Young went 0-for-4 with three strikeouts in Saturday's loss to the Nats, and then got locked in the bathroom in the visitor's clubhouse for 30 minutes after the game, the Arizona Republic reports. Young had to wait until maintenance workers were able to pry the door open.

DEAR EVERYONE WHO READS THIS BLOG:

This is still my blog. I just changed the look. Keep all the emails about how incredible my blog is coming and stay classy as shit.

rgrds
Michael

This Place Used To Rule

For sale

Short I did with my friend Jeffrey about a chair for sale.

Testing out a chair that was for sale to see if we wanted to buy it.

What exactly is Miracle Whip trying to accomplish here?

It is still just mayonnaise right?


lol

The creative, developed by Chicago office of McGarry Bowen, takes a more relaxed, party approach and uses what Pritchard refers to as the “anthem.”

“We will not be quiet. We will not try to blend in—disappear in the background, play second fiddle,” declares the voiceover. “When we’re in a sandwich, a salad, a panini or crostini, you’ll know it.”

“We’re not like the others. We’ll never try to be. We’re our own unique one of a kind flavour,” the voiceover continues.

Kraft replaced its long running “Tangy zip” tag line with, “We are Miracle Whip. And we will not tone it down.”

“We want to celebrate who we are in a bold kind of way,” said Pritchard. “We’d like to attract some more younger households into the franchise...and bring more youthful energy back to the brand.”

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There are ppl getting paid for this shit. Ppl getting paid to sit around and say "I think we need more of the youth to purchase our MAYONNAISE." Lol. Complete waste of money. They could just put mayo on the shelf with absolutely no advertising at all and ppl will buy it. You know why? Because its MAYONNAISE. And ppl like it on their sandwiches.

Bobby Bottleservice

Bobby Bottleservice talks to all the sexy internet ladies - watch more funny videos

Nick Cannon

I made this post last month about things I hate, and had planned on probably expanding it in the future as I hate a lot of things. I just saw Nick Cannon on tv making his directorial debut and talking about it and I thought that I should add him to the list of things that I hate when I get around to it. Low and behold Mr. Cannon was ALREADY on the list. I feel like I'm doing something right.

Did You Know?

about Fred Armisen:

He plays drums on three tracks on Les Savy Fav's 2007 album, Let's Stay Friends.[2]

Neither did I.

Via Wiki

This is pretty awesome

from Brock Davis' blog

WIthout You by Mark Gormley

Funny People

Just went to see Funny People. I went by myself. First time I have ever done that (my girlfriend is OT). I enjoyed the movie very much. I've heard mixed reviews (from friends) and I really liked it. It got a little too touchy towards the end. As my friend Jeff just put it via IM and I quote:

why i wasn't all that into knocked up
apatow wants to be sooo "real"
sooo "natural"
i hate how his kids and wife are in it

I don't mind. HIs kids are funny and his wife is hilarious. But the comedy in the film just killed. So good. I'm gonna see it again for sure. Alot of cameos. James Tayor says "fuck Facebook" in the film. Eminem has a 5 minute cameo along with almost every relevant comedian today.

Living in New York is funny. I actually watched the movie with this D-bag you may remember from the film Road Trip.

I call him a d bag because I got to listen to him spew his opinion to his date (?) on the movie all the way down the escalators. He is in film you know so...
Anyways good film imo and I just blogged about it so theres that too.

***EDIT***
My every relevant comedian comment was a huge overstatement. It is also a weird coincidence that I saw the movie with the guy form Road Trip and a lot of ppl are upset over the road trip they take in the last quarter of the movie Funny People. Also that guy might not be a D Bag, I didn't really hear everything he was saying.

Fred Simmons On Conan

My Conan Apperance - watch more funny videos

Just added a couple pictures to my art blog

Do it

So My Blog Is An Enormous Success

I get thousands of messages a day saying "Mike, you are an inspiration to the blogging world" and "Please keep adding to your blog because I am in the hospital and it is all I have". The overwhelming number of comments in the comments section of each post is very appreciated by me and my staff. When I installed the hit counter 7 or so days ago I had no idea we would SHATTER 80 views a week later. This is amazing you guys. I am enjoying the ride as much as you are. Just know in your hearts of hearts that this blog is for the children. It's for the people god damn it. Any advertisers interested in capitalizing off of what I have created here (this shining star in the WWW) just email me @ dontsllip@gmail.com.

rgrds

Spot On

Human Giant; Re-enactment

lol

Charlie White blows my mind

www.charliewhite.info

^hotlinked beotch^

Randyyyy (Aziz Ansari) documentary pt. 1

He's funny and also on Parks and Rec

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

Os Gemeos pt. 2

I talked to them this time as they were done for the day. They said they will be there for 5 more days. I also talked to them about one of my other favorite artists Blu whom I know they enjoy as well. They said they have been telling Deitch to get Blu to America. Hopefully they will follow through. Here's a few flicks. It is really coming out crazy.
**click the pics to see them bigger**