So My Blog Is An Enormous Success

I get thousands of messages a day saying "Mike, you are an inspiration to the blogging world" and "Please keep adding to your blog because I am in the hospital and it is all I have". The overwhelming number of comments in the comments section of each post is very appreciated by me and my staff. When I installed the hit counter 7 or so days ago I had no idea we would SHATTER 80 views a week later. This is amazing you guys. I am enjoying the ride as much as you are. Just know in your hearts of hearts that this blog is for the children. It's for the people god damn it. Any advertisers interested in capitalizing off of what I have created here (this shining star in the WWW) just email me @ dontsllip@gmail.com.

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