is it weird that I am thinking less about the cuteness of this puppy dog, and more about how the camera man won't help him get off his back like a little turtle

Just opened this bad boy up to see if I had any good ideas

I've been on fire obviously

#itmightbeover

This was the number one trending topic on twitter today, so I decided to click on it to see what ppl were saying. I was thinking maybe the end of the world or something. Boy was I delighted by some of the "tweets" I came across.

Today

Facebook has its finger on the pulse of style

nice bro-hawk dude


I guess my question would be: would this have been a mullet if this were the late 80's?

I'm starting my days with this song for the next week

I'll see how it works out. If the results are positive I will continue this exercise.

Sneezes are fucking nasty dude

Cross-Contamination Diagram

via the New York Department Of Health And Mental Hygeins Food Protection Course

A lot of Narcissists are freaking out

I googled "is the"

lol at the fifth one. wtf. also ppl seem to be worried about 2012.



to save you the trouble HERE is the page for the first result you go to if you search the fifth suggestion.

EDIT*

I just also decided to google "how". The fourth suggestion: another pregnancy inquiry. Also I know how to tie a tie. A Windsor Knot. None of this "half" Windsor bullshit

Youtube comments

Abrahnadurbrak (5 months ago)

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jaidaphire (2 months ago)

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50centsTV (1 month ago)

wrd , this light skin is them white lookin spics ,, im wat crakers call latino but i look not white , black indian , not a italian ,, yeah , whites suk at everything , OHH yeah this shit is TRASH !!! total crap !! decent beat this nigguh sux !!!

This Poll is funny to me

probably the way he worded the question.

Is this guys name ironic?

or is he just working it.

It's been a tough year for baseballs Chris (B) Young

via yahoo:

Young went 0-for-4 with three strikeouts in Saturday's loss to the Nats, and then got locked in the bathroom in the visitor's clubhouse for 30 minutes after the game, the Arizona Republic reports. Young had to wait until maintenance workers were able to pry the door open.

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This Place Used To Rule

What exactly is Miracle Whip trying to accomplish here?

It is still just mayonnaise right?


lol

The creative, developed by Chicago office of McGarry Bowen, takes a more relaxed, party approach and uses what Pritchard refers to as the “anthem.”

“We will not be quiet. We will not try to blend in—disappear in the background, play second fiddle,” declares the voiceover. “When we’re in a sandwich, a salad, a panini or crostini, you’ll know it.”

“We’re not like the others. We’ll never try to be. We’re our own unique one of a kind flavour,” the voiceover continues.

Kraft replaced its long running “Tangy zip” tag line with, “We are Miracle Whip. And we will not tone it down.”

“We want to celebrate who we are in a bold kind of way,” said Pritchard. “We’d like to attract some more younger households into the franchise...and bring more youthful energy back to the brand.”

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There are ppl getting paid for this shit. Ppl getting paid to sit around and say "I think we need more of the youth to purchase our MAYONNAISE." Lol. Complete waste of money. They could just put mayo on the shelf with absolutely no advertising at all and ppl will buy it. You know why? Because its MAYONNAISE. And ppl like it on their sandwiches.

Nick Cannon

I made this post last month about things I hate, and had planned on probably expanding it in the future as I hate a lot of things. I just saw Nick Cannon on tv making his directorial debut and talking about it and I thought that I should add him to the list of things that I hate when I get around to it. Low and behold Mr. Cannon was ALREADY on the list. I feel like I'm doing something right.

Funny People

Just went to see Funny People. I went by myself. First time I have ever done that (my girlfriend is OT). I enjoyed the movie very much. I've heard mixed reviews (from friends) and I really liked it. It got a little too touchy towards the end. As my friend Jeff just put it via IM and I quote:

why i wasn't all that into knocked up
apatow wants to be sooo "real"
sooo "natural"
i hate how his kids and wife are in it

I don't mind. HIs kids are funny and his wife is hilarious. But the comedy in the film just killed. So good. I'm gonna see it again for sure. Alot of cameos. James Tayor says "fuck Facebook" in the film. Eminem has a 5 minute cameo along with almost every relevant comedian today.

Living in New York is funny. I actually watched the movie with this D-bag you may remember from the film Road Trip.

I call him a d bag because I got to listen to him spew his opinion to his date (?) on the movie all the way down the escalators. He is in film you know so...
Anyways good film imo and I just blogged about it so theres that too.

***EDIT***
My every relevant comedian comment was a huge overstatement. It is also a weird coincidence that I saw the movie with the guy form Road Trip and a lot of ppl are upset over the road trip they take in the last quarter of the movie Funny People. Also that guy might not be a D Bag, I didn't really hear everything he was saying.

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