nice bro-hawk dude
I guess my question would be: would this have been a mullet if this were the late 80's?
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Facebook has its finger on the pulse of style
I'm starting my days with this song for the next week
I'll see how it works out. If the results are positive I will continue this exercise.
Friday, August 28, 2009
A bunch of old beats I made
I used to make beats on an mpc. I don't really do it too much anymore, but here are some beats that I made throughout the years if you'd like to listen to them.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
My Resume
Michael ************
288 East 2*th Street Apt ***
NY, NY 10***
6** *** ****
mikelikestosleep@gmail.com
WORK EXPERIENCE
2009 - Present
SLEEPING-NY, NY
Going to bed late, and waking up late. Dreaming about flying, being able to dunk a basketball. Occasional nightmare or dream that makes you feel weird the next day. Also: naps.
2009 – Present
PROCRASTINATING
Waiting to do important things. Coming up with what I think are valid excuses as to why it can wait another day. Sometimes not getting it done on time.
2009-Present
SURFING THE INTERNET
Have daily sessions on the internet. Some last hours Check Facebook and Twitter. Start multiple conversations via IM and G Chat. Look things up and search for funny videos. Also send around anything funny I find.
2009-Present
GOING TO THE BATHROOM
Going to the bathroom to urinate. Looking in the mirror. Doing funny faces and voices. Sometimes remove bowels.
2009-Present
EATING ICE CREAM
Usually Ben & Jerrys; Cookie Dough or Half Baked. Also Haagen Dasz Cookies and Cream
2009-Present
WATCHING TV
Watch shows such as: Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock, The Office, East Bound and Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and LOST. Also watch a lot of movies.
2009-Present
ORDER DELIVERY TAKE OUT
Order a lot of sushi, Italian etc. Order from Odessa’s late at night.
2009-Present
EAT CEREAL
All different brands. Mainly Honey Bunches of Oats, Frosted Mini Wheats, Smart Start, and LIFE. Sometimes for dinner (most times).
2009-Present
LISTEN TO MUSIC
Listen to music in headphones. Illegally download albums that I look forward to. Rip songs from youtube videos. Occasional itunes purchase.
Will provide many reputable references upon request.
SKILLS
Good conversation, have an apartment, likes art, has some friends, sets unattainable goals, internet savvy, good at watching youtubes, plays fantasy sports.
Breaking bread on IM with Jeff
4:15 PM
slide off like an escapade, renegade on ice, lemonade Clark, the haze is nice/the goldilocks rock sapphire chain is right…ya’ll watch what ya’ll say in ya’ mic
sklogs
im like price is right, cheese makes me whine like i just dined out tonight, wine sipping ice crossed like star crossed bar fights, aights, skloke me till fall back casually, like rasually, butler, get on the bitch and nut her, in the nose membranes till she knows she's a hoes clempains
the first half of that was amazing
the ending was the best
ending sucked
sklokes
4:20 PM
fly kites scrape flights make nights seem right. im like jesus the way i make opponents melt in my mouth like peanuts in reeces pieces red brown and gold...rock sneaks get freaks
heatah heatah, my wife beatah, tape you to the floor longevity mice readah, fuck them sideways until they my way, light my gillante, and slide my dick in the eye pie trays, keep them mean for the right start up kit, make you trip over my 20 hour long weed smoke trip
petah heatah wife beatah pumpkin eatah make me move places and feetahs the readah cant read illiterate legitimate my conglomeration nation is a pill a fit. stay off coast with toast roast a pot pie pot roastah roadstah take out the perkalator and make a makiato retahado
my crew be madd young but about 50 yrs old, looking mean mother fuckers with both grey hair and pimples, while i wear a balloon hat that matches my crig bat, sip soda out the beer can and flirt with milf's labia fat, but that's old news for these peeps, as i regularly write geeps, and slit wifeys and eat the corn on the cops wifey's baginas till they slimey, and grimy, crooked ass cops
if we put all these together we could make a song
lets do that
trade verses
make a rap song
that was actually wifey's vagainees
we would have to actually rap all of that
yeah
be dope
i would need a 2 liter bottle of coke, 2 forty OZ of bud, and maybe a hit off the weed bowl
and it would be easu
y
im with it
sure, let's do it
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Cross-Contamination Diagram
via the New York Department Of Health And Mental Hygeins Food Protection Course
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Modern Day Living
A short video I made displaying some of my modern amenitites
Modern Day Living - watch more funny videos
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
I googled "is the"
lol at the fifth one. wtf. also ppl seem to be worried about 2012.
to save you the trouble HERE is the page for the first result you go to if you search the fifth suggestion.
EDIT*
I just also decided to google "how". The fourth suggestion: another pregnancy inquiry. Also I know how to tie a tie. A Windsor Knot. None of this "half" Windsor bullshit
Monday, August 17, 2009
Radiohead released a new song today for free
on their site:
http://www.radiohead.com/deadairspace/index.php?a=497
DL it!
these are my twisted words:
written and played by radiohead.
recorded and put together by nigel godrich.
tracing paper images by donwood and tchock.
additional engineering by drew brown.
technology maintained by plank.
published by 41GP Music ltd
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Youtube comments
Abrahnadurbrak (5 months ago)
i ain't even know why you bitch wanna stick with this shit,maybe your anger wanna too blow too or your just another ignorant fuckin fool?anyway walkin milk,black made hip hop now yo wanna copy that when yo ain't even got the dick to fuck,weak is your little dick and your skill of surviving on the street,you bitch ass prick,maybe i'm white maybe i'm black i still ain't give a shit cuz this game it's a gap and you fuckin humans ain't know to play it,b real?why ya ain't put the all name fat lazyBoy
jaidaphire (2 months ago)
Abrahna-Snipey sockpuppet master,
the leaves provided you don't write the ODORANT pasture land of my "Brustes", so read well. grab and get distant with a death, the regular roots, okay? the winter it freezes from a distant, that is increased in the high cover, the sensitive leaves one year bloomed you out again, where you have withdrawn it is presented again. don't the five know they learn a lot? it's beyond you. it discovers who? or inhale? impossible!
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Golden Eagles will eat rabbits, deer, other mammals. Bald Eagles are strickly aquatic hunters and will generally eat fish and marine mammals in the wild. In a rehabilitation setting yes they will eat rabbits although that is not their food of choice.
Check yo'self.
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50centsTV (1 month ago)
wrd , this light skin is them white lookin spics ,, im wat crakers call latino but i look not white , black indian , not a italian ,, yeah , whites suk at everything , OHH yeah this shit is TRASH !!! total crap !! decent beat this nigguh sux !!!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
New Jahmal Williams Interview
Jahmal is the king of Boston. I was in awe of him every time I would see him skate when I was younger. I later got to know him and he is just a rad dude and is also an amazing artist. I see him skating in Manhattan all the time and his company Hopps is one that I support 100%. Check out this interview with him from juxtapoz.com:
http://www.juxtapoz.com/9500-jahmal-williams
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
New Mike Graham Interview
On bobshirt. Good to hear from him and that he's skating. I was with Mike Graham pretty much 24 hours a day for a good 4 year portion of my life. Good times.
http://www.bobshirt.com/V2/PAGES/MikeG.html
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Grahams FIT part
Sunday, August 9, 2009
It's been a tough year for baseballs Chris (B) Young
via yahoo:
Young went 0-for-4 with three strikeouts in Saturday's loss to the Nats, and then got locked in the bathroom in the visitor's clubhouse for 30 minutes after the game, the Arizona Republic reports. Young had to wait until maintenance workers were able to pry the door open.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
DEAR EVERYONE WHO READS THIS BLOG:
This is still my blog. I just changed the look. Keep all the emails about how incredible my blog is coming and stay classy as shit.
rgrds
Michael
Friday, August 7, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
For sale
Short I did with my friend Jeffrey about a chair for sale.
Testing out a chair that was for sale to see if we wanted to buy it.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
What exactly is Miracle Whip trying to accomplish here?
It is still just mayonnaise right?
lol
The creative, developed by Chicago office of McGarry Bowen, takes a more relaxed, party approach and uses what Pritchard refers to as the “anthem.”
“We will not be quiet. We will not try to blend in—disappear in the background, play second fiddle,” declares the voiceover. “When we’re in a sandwich, a salad, a panini or crostini, you’ll know it.”
“We’re not like the others. We’ll never try to be. We’re our own unique one of a kind flavour,” the voiceover continues.
Kraft replaced its long running “Tangy zip” tag line with, “We are Miracle Whip. And we will not tone it down.”
“We want to celebrate who we are in a bold kind of way,” said Pritchard. “We’d like to attract some more younger households into the franchise...and bring more youthful energy back to the brand.”
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There are ppl getting paid for this shit. Ppl getting paid to sit around and say "I think we need more of the youth to purchase our MAYONNAISE." Lol. Complete waste of money. They could just put mayo on the shelf with absolutely no advertising at all and ppl will buy it. You know why? Because its MAYONNAISE. And ppl like it on their sandwiches.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Nick Cannon
I made this post last month about things I hate, and had planned on probably expanding it in the future as I hate a lot of things. I just saw Nick Cannon on tv making his directorial debut and talking about it and I thought that I should add him to the list of things that I hate when I get around to it. Low and behold Mr. Cannon was ALREADY on the list. I feel like I'm doing something right.
Did You Know?
about Fred Armisen:
He plays drums on three tracks on Les Savy Fav's 2007 album, Let's Stay Friends.[2]
Neither did I.
Via Wiki
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Funny People
Just went to see Funny People. I went by myself. First time I have ever done that (my girlfriend is OT). I enjoyed the movie very much. I've heard mixed reviews (from friends) and I really liked it. It got a little too touchy towards the end. As my friend Jeff just put it via IM and I quote:
why i wasn't all that into knocked up
apatow wants to be sooo "real"
sooo "natural"
i hate how his kids and wife are in it
I don't mind. HIs kids are funny and his wife is hilarious. But the comedy in the film just killed. So good. I'm gonna see it again for sure. Alot of cameos. James Tayor says "fuck Facebook" in the film. Eminem has a 5 minute cameo along with almost every relevant comedian today.
Living in New York is funny. I actually watched the movie with this D-bag you may remember from the film Road Trip. 
I call him a d bag because I got to listen to him spew his opinion to his date (?) on the movie all the way down the escalators. He is in film you know so...
Anyways good film imo and I just blogged about it so theres that too.
***EDIT***
My every relevant comedian comment was a huge overstatement. It is also a weird coincidence that I saw the movie with the guy form Road Trip and a lot of ppl are upset over the road trip they take in the last quarter of the movie Funny People. Also that guy might not be a D Bag, I didn't really hear everything he was saying.
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