I designed that banner up there that says The Sky Is Falling

so basically you need to get off my nuts ok?

MIKELIKESTOSLEEP.TUMBLR.COM

mikelikestosleep.tumblr.com

Sorry Blogger

I think that I am moving this operation over to tumblr entirely. Tumblr has been hosting my (f)art page for months. I like Tumblr better. So this blog might become dead space. If you want to go to my new blog I will make this easy for you by providing a link below.

here is that link I promised earlier:

MikeLikesToSleep.tumbr.com

This did not disappoint

at all.

is it weird that I am thinking less about the cuteness of this puppy dog, and more about how the camera man won't help him get off his back like a little turtle

via fugeesandfunyuns

Just opened this bad boy up to see if I had any good ideas

I've been on fire obviously

Extract (movie) Promo: Beavis & Butthead return

I had a whole thing typed here about my theory that the ppl that made Extract must have a connection with the ppl who made Beavis and Butthead (which is the only logical way I could see this happening). Low and behold it took 20 seconds on google for me to find out that Extract was written by Mike Judge (or I could have paid attention to the advertising). I wasted my time and your time. Enjoy.

@ Yahoo! Video

**Butthead sounds like Hank Hill**

#itmightbeover

This was the number one trending topic on twitter today, so I decided to click on it to see what ppl were saying. I was thinking maybe the end of the world or something. Boy was I delighted by some of the "tweets" I came across.

w exactly tf is this?

lol

The 3rd HOPPS commercial

This company is owned by my friend Jahmal and is super rad. He seems to be making all the right moves with the direction.

Support the fuck out of hoppsskateboards.com please. Thnx.

The greatest skateboarder of all time is...

wtf. cant wait for the Chocolate vid. Spotted over at RE1000.com

Ate at the Olive Tree Cafe

they let you draw on the tables :)

Today

Facebook has its finger on the pulse of style

nice bro-hawk dude


I guess my question would be: would this have been a mullet if this were the late 80's?

I'm starting my days with this song for the next week

I'll see how it works out. If the results are positive I will continue this exercise.

A bunch of old beats I made

I used to make beats on an mpc. I don't really do it too much anymore, but here are some beats that I made throughout the years if you'd like to listen to them.

My Resume

Michael ************
288 East 2*th Street Apt ***
NY, NY 10***
6** *** ****
mikelikestosleep@gmail.com

WORK EXPERIENCE

2009 - Present
SLEEPING-NY, NY
Going to bed late, and waking up late. Dreaming about flying, being able to dunk a basketball. Occasional nightmare or dream that makes you feel weird the next day. Also: naps.

2009 – Present
PROCRASTINATING
Waiting to do important things. Coming up with what I think are valid excuses as to why it can wait another day. Sometimes not getting it done on time.

2009-Present
SURFING THE INTERNET
Have daily sessions on the internet. Some last hours Check Facebook and Twitter. Start multiple conversations via IM and G Chat. Look things up and search for funny videos. Also send around anything funny I find.

2009-Present
GOING TO THE BATHROOM
Going to the bathroom to urinate. Looking in the mirror. Doing funny faces and voices. Sometimes remove bowels.


2009-Present
EATING ICE CREAM
Usually Ben & Jerrys; Cookie Dough or Half Baked. Also Haagen Dasz Cookies and Cream

2009-Present
WATCHING TV
Watch shows such as: Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock, The Office, East Bound and Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and LOST. Also watch a lot of movies.


2009-Present
ORDER DELIVERY TAKE OUT
Order a lot of sushi, Italian etc. Order from Odessa’s late at night.



2009-Present
EAT CEREAL
All different brands. Mainly Honey Bunches of Oats, Frosted Mini Wheats, Smart Start, and LIFE. Sometimes for dinner (most times).

2009-Present
LISTEN TO MUSIC
Listen to music in headphones. Illegally download albums that I look forward to. Rip songs from youtube videos. Occasional itunes purchase.

Will provide many reputable references upon request.


SKILLS

Good conversation, have an apartment, likes art, has some friends, sets unattainable goals, internet savvy, good at watching youtubes, plays fantasy sports.